Bullets and Biscuits had a contest where you stated your weirdest food combination to win a jar of strawberry and banana jam. I eat a lot of normal stuff but the only thing I could think of was toast with butter and ketchup. Granted I eat ketchup with EVERYTHING it didn't seem to weird with me. It started with breakfast making toast normally and my eggs. I always ate ketchup with my egg whites and used the toast to soak up the yokes. Well I got too excited when I was squeezing the ketchup and made a huge mound that I would have ended up throwing half of it away. So...... I decided to use the rest of my toast and I was hooked. Needless to say I won along with a couple others and I am a HUGE jam fan. I would be lying if I said I wasn't sitting at the mailbox every time the mailman came crossing my fingers it came. Sitting at the mailbox for literally 30 minutes in 109 degree weather paid off today!! I got a priority package in a small box and became very excited!! I would not let the mailman leave until he tasted it! So I literally ripped the box open and the pretty red padding went everywhere.. I cracked the bottle open and broke the seal with my key. I booked into my house to grab a knife so the mailman could taste it. He got the first taste and a huge smile came to his face. I couldn't wait so the white trash in me dipped my most likely dirty finger in and took my first taste hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... Is all I could say! It was amazing and just wanted to thank him for sending it to me. Now for the real taste test.
I tried to put everything back together since I already opened it to show how it came.
Doesn't that look amazing!! Chunks of banana greatness mixed perfectly.
Here is the start to my weirdness! Toasted me a nice piece and cut it in half. On the left, butter and Jam. On the right, butter and ketchup.
To do it right I took a bite out of each one. I already knew I was expecting with the ketchup so after I took the bite with the Jam......
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The ketchup went into the trash :) Thanks again for bullets and biscuits for holding this and the Jam is AMAZING!! I will be cooking some pork chops and use this as a sauce.
I tried to put everything back together since I already opened it to show how it came.
Doesn't that look amazing!! Chunks of banana greatness mixed perfectly.
Here is the start to my weirdness! Toasted me a nice piece and cut it in half. On the left, butter and Jam. On the right, butter and ketchup.
To do it right I took a bite out of each one. I already knew I was expecting with the ketchup so after I took the bite with the Jam......
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The ketchup went into the trash :) Thanks again for bullets and biscuits for holding this and the Jam is AMAZING!! I will be cooking some pork chops and use this as a sauce.
ha ha! ROFL!!! when my jar shows up, i'm not gonna have NEAR the interesting presentation as you did. and i'm CERTAINLY not sharing with our mail carrier person. :)
ReplyDeleteOh man, I just about threw up in mouth a little when I heard Toast with Ketchup :) Probably because I can't even handle the smell of Ketchup. Now jam on the other hand, that's a different story altogether. Congrats on the tasty jam.
ReplyDelete@ Tex -- it is great stuff! You will enjoy
ReplyDelete@ Trout -- the funny thing is I HATE the smell of ketchup as well.
Awesome. People think it's gross I like ketchup on spaghetti instead of sauce... lol.
ReplyDeleteHaha! Congrats, Dustin! My aunt always used to put ketchup on her scrambled eggs and also on her rice. Grossed me out. ;)
ReplyDeleteI love tomatoes and cottage cheese though, which people find strange.
@ gone -- ketchup and sketti?? I'm gonna have to try that
ReplyDelete@ Erin -- rice I can't see but scrambled eggs also mac and cheese with ketchup are amazing
Thank God you got the jam so you can stop eating that monstrosity.... : ) Congrats, the jam sounds delicious.
ReplyDeleteEven after chugging a bottle of ketchup in college for $5.00 and then throwing it up after the allotted time went by, I love ketchup. Nothing better than scrambled eggs with salami or ham smothered in ketchup. Congrats Dustin, I hearby ordain you a fellow lunatic.
ReplyDeleteI have never tried ketchup on my toast. It never even crossed my mind. That jam sure does look good
ReplyDeleteYEA! You like it! You did a pretty good job putting it back together. I was just reading TexWis post about her jam and noticed I put 2010 on the labels. WTH? I am totally losing it! haha
ReplyDeleteYour white trash butt is ok in my book since you eat Heinz ketchup. HEINZ ROCKS!